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2012

February

• chirp... chirp..
• no fortune telling, just past dispelling...

January

• The Games You Played You Would Always Win
• "My Congressperson is 85-year-old John Dingell from Michigan. I feel like if I contact him about SOPA, I'll have to explain much." "Just tell him a SOPA is some sort of immigrant."
• Weak and Light
• Another 6 hours...
• I'm still trying
• School Tomorrow
• chi town

2011

December

• Sick sick sick..
• and it begins.
• SWIMCHICK JANUARY 2012
• WEDNESDAY IT ENDS

November

• SWIMCHICK DECEMBER 2011
• Thanksgiving 2011
• How's it Going? Eh.
• Thanksgiving is near
• My Neighbors are WHACK
• My Promise To You
• Winter's Coming
• WHEN IS THIS GONNA BE OVER

October

• Almost Just Died
• layout in progress
• HI!!
• Three jobs and school, I can do it. LOL jk.
• There's a reason for this, hahaha.
• I sure do love christmas trees

September

• SO HAPPY!!!
• IM BACK!

August

• Have you seen my hosts?
• I can't access the site

July

• My Little List
• Disneyland Adventure!
• Vacation!
• Being an Independent Designer
• Casey Anthony will be treated like a murderer for the rest of her life - which is worse than any kind of prison.
• The Day The Sky Turned Yellow

June

• The Blog Of Truth
• Grandma Update
• Bad Times
• Internship Tomorrow!
• I'm Jealous
• 5 songs for June
• I hate you spiders

May

• If I Were You Art
• You sometimes think you want to disappear, but all you really want is to be found.
• What you say could hurt others. What you don't say could hurt you.
• Every Single Morning Is A Crappy Morning
• Still Making Site Changes
• My Favorite Blogs
• I wrote this close to 1 AM, it's really senseless
• Never answer your phone when you've had little sleep. You wake up later realizing you've agreed to donate your organs, give away money, etc.
• Site Work
• "The funniest part to any single video, article or story on the internet - are the comments left underneath."
• Parties are now Babies, Diapers and Moms
• Cherry
• May Tutorial
• I hate you if you like Thunderstorms
• I Am a Responsible Internet User
• School Is Over
• My Arabic Is Bad? Really.
• You know the world is getting sad when we have contests to win free gas, and people get excited over it.
• Ford Push Project
• Cipe Pineles Book Walkthrough
• Online Course Evaluations SUCK
• A Message From Me

April

• Insomnia
• Crap Jessica Says
• Step Off Insects
• This Is Soundtrack 2 My Life
• "See when I'm in a race I just pretend I'm running from the cops, so then I always win that way."
• Still At School
• Fill in the blank. If I was a ________ I would ______.
• "She does need a little love, haha." "Then you go love her! My schedule of emotion is booked this week."
• I'll make you feel unpretty too
• "I understand feeling as small and as insignificant as humanly possible."
• "A boyfriend? No thanks, I have food."
• 5 Songs For April
• ''Oh sorry, I think we got disconnected.'' ''No. I hung up on you.'
• Everyone Hates Jess
• RIP Junethea Crystal Centeno
• Hey Peoples
• "I have to say I'm very disappointed." "Well you didn't have to say it you coulda just thought it"

March

• CAREER DAY WAS THE BOMB!!
• Grandma Held Against Her Will
• Tweet Tweet
• fs
• Muslims Are Not Terrorists
• All Black Everything
• I Have An Idea
• "We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."
• Don't Panic
• "Don't feel special I only keep your number in my phone so I know not to answer when you call."
• Eight Weeks In
• Media Outlets & Why I Care
• "She wanted to be friends with benefits, but I said no because she didn't offer dental."
• "Nothing is illegal until you get caught."
• Spreak Seal Of Approval: Sucked
• "A tsunami has been generated...and uhh...yeah." Award winning news-reporting right there.
• Japan Earthquake & Tsunami
• Lupe Fiasco LASERS and Cipe
• Ugly Inside And Out
• New Design Soon
• SPRING BREAK
• My New Online Stalker
• Jessica doesn't complain

February

• Jessica you complain too much
• Me On TV
• I'm Falling Behind
• My TV Debut
• Dark Patterns
• ‎"i think everyone needs one person that loves them for who they are." "in my case, i have like 50."
• 15 Pages and Interfaces
• EGYPTIAN REVOLUTION
• "I'll be the guy who shows up at PTA meetings even though he has no kids."
• Five Songs For February
• New Tutorial For February
• What I Think Of Twitter and Blogging
• New Textures For February
• "making textures because i would rather fail my classes instead of my visitors"
• Snow Storm Tonight

January

• My Brother Vs. Me
• Riots In Egypt
• I will finally update
• Windows 7 Phone Review
• Zerofiction By Jessica Kobeissi
• "Turn off the music I need to talk to you guys about a private matter..." "NO! After this song."
• Next Big Move
• Indecisive
• Five Songs for January
• My Life Is Amazing
• My Homework Is To Tweet and Blog
• Live Tutorial Starting Now!
• LIVE TUTORIAL CHAT AT 6!
• Screen Capturing Software?
• LIVE TUTORIALS: This Saturday
• 'I hate driving Mel's car. It's like a box. I feel like I'm driving a fridge.'
• "Everytime the player from another team scores a point he screams 'your mother is a whore!!' - wow"
• Still Sick, Still Working - For Now
• "Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we care about leaves, but the truth is, it's not our loss it's theirs. because they left the only person in the world who would never give up on them."
• 2011 Made America Perverted

2010

December

• Too Sick For Tutorials
• "You think you left me in the dark when I'm the one holding the matches"
• The Days After
• My Credit Cards got Stolen
• What Christmas Means To Me
• Coding All Alone, In The Dark
• "I want each of you to write a 8 to 10 page paper on local history." "Who would get to page 8 and keep on writing?"
• "I'm dead, and because of you now my cat is homeless."
• Officer, I don't drink. I'm Muslim! Hahaha no.
• Still Here
• It's NOT A Vacation To Me
• I Love Channels
• "It's alright letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back."
• I Feel Sorry for Younger Generations
• IT'S OFFICIAL!
• Insult My Layout
• My Family Found My Blog...Oh No
• Follow Me On Twitter
• "What's the theme? Oldpeopleness?"
• Ruined Dreams
• "i gotta go now.. my mom is gonna give birth to a new sister if i dont get up and pray"

November

• That's All You Did!!
• Family Outline
• "Firas and Nehme got kicked out of Meijer..." "What? Why?!" "They jumped into the pillow pet box and they broke it."
• Black Friday Shopping
• Coding Ask & Answer 2: The Answers!
• My First Acting Gig for Ascent TV
• "And the grandma.." "I just saw her outside watering plants, she seems nice!" "She just tried to sell me crack, that's all I'm sayin."
• "What'd you do at school?" "Nothing" "You just sit and stare at the wall all day?" "That's where the clock is."
• NEW NEW NEW
• MY FIRST MACBOOK PRO!!
• "Gabby called to say that you were lonely and depressed - and once I stopped laughing I actually felt bad for you."
• "last name greatest, first name ever! oh wait no...."
• Big Lots is in Big Trouble
• Coding Ask & Answer 2!
• Is this the end of SC?
• My Biggest Regret
• Interactive Project
• I'm bad at this
• I slept in
• She Doesn't Know

October

• ''why's everyone touching my butt today???''
• OMG TIM HORTONS! REAL LIFE!
• ''Are you saying my neighborhood can't afford candy so they just give out money???'' ''That doesnt make any sense..''
• This is riveting information, really
• ''Lisa you should die first because you're the youngest and we know you the least out of everyone''
• No Haunted Houses THIS Year
• I have no life or time
• F-U-N Song
• Maturing with Pokemon
• My Photoshoot
• Hello Head Of Department
• Fed Up With School
• Live Chat Canceled
• LIVE CHAT TOMORROW?
• Evelyn: Progress
• ''We're gonna leave the blinds open to show everyone what a big failure you are.''
• Jane Eyre is famous? Damnit.

September

• Don't Flatter Yourself
• Sooo...
• Happy Birthday To Me
• Evil People Out There
• I lost
• Crazy Weekend
• aksdjkasd
• Back From Court
• Court Tomorrow
• BUSY
• "Dont worry - it looks cuter on the computer."
• Fall 2010: My Classes
• "She looks like she can't afford nail polish remover."
• My Life List
• My Cousins
• LISA (SATAN) WOKE ME UP
• "LOL @ him referring to a car as a spaceship"

August

• Back From My Interview
• I showed my Mom my self portrait and she's like "who's that?" Fml.
• Favicon Contest: Round 1
• Rivetblossom
• Aunt's First Time In America
• "What are you doing?" "Being myself." "Go be yourself by Jenny!"
• Fly Yourself To The Moon
• "We dont wanna deal with the drama.....that we've caused."
• I'm going to get my money they owe me from the grocery store....by myself. WHY AM I SO NERVOUS?!
• "They're hot - if you have the expectations of a homeless man."
• "I learned something really important in college today....I don't wanna be there."
• Everything is always wrong
• Job Interview
• Justin Bieber as Miley Cyrus
• Dramaqueen over a chair
• I got screwed over again
• "Listen to yourself...desperately asking me if you sound desperate."
• I Lost My Job
• "Who cares if they climb the top of Mount Everest on an ostrich."
• Ugly Dumpster Girls
• Our Creeper Neighbors: Part 1
• 'Waving to an arabic guy is like saying 'oh yeah, I'll accept your marriage proposal.'"
• "See without this dishwasher ....I would be nothing."
• Personal Shopping
• "Here's the thing I didn't come on this game to win no freakin bananas, I came to win some money."
• Jess: Personal Shopper
• Fasting With Grocery People
• "You're like a really nice evil dragon."
• Jumper Graphic Progress 2
• I Think I Got A Job
• Jumper Graphic Progress
• "i wish u were here...in my room...on my bed...with the lights off..under the blanket...so i can show u my new watch that glows in the dark!!"
• "My friend has a car like that, it's SO nice! Well actually it's his Mom's - but still."
• I Got Burnt Really Badly
• Three New Textures
• "You can talk to God all you want, but if he talks back to you - then you have a problem."
• "i keep hearing this really obnoxious sound" "maybe if you stop talking you wont hear it anymore."
• Can't Sleep
• I had the worst night EVER. Possibly worse than those people in the titanic, or 2012.
• Favicon Entries & Antoine Dodson
• "This is the city of wonder!" "Yeah, wonder why the hell we're here."
• Antoine Dodson: RUN & TELL THAT, Homeboy
• Splitting The Bill
• New Texture Update
• "I went to preschool in detroit where I learned to fire an ak-47 and spraypaint instead of fingerpaint"
• Favicon Contest
• Happy Birthday Kat!

July

• The mother of the girl I'm suing is at my house right now. Awkward.
• "im gna need a mircale. not luck." "you're also gonna need a spell check."
• Court Order Is In
• "I compare my girlfriend to an angel because she has problems"
• Debbie Schlussel: An American OUTRAGE
• "This is my engagement song!" "Oh so you have a man?" "No - but I'm waiting."
• I Know Coding Now
• Note
• Ink Streak Brushes
• she burnt my waffles
• Only my mom would suggest I photoshop everyone together for a family picture.
• "I'm in a relationship." "With what? Your playstation?"
• This is NOT A Layout
• "you can tell the drama club their tears will be real today"
• "you live like the animals you farm"
• My Messed Up Bangs
• "I'm gonna keep riding the I LOVE ME train ALLLLL DAYYY!"
• Mom Teaching Me To Cook
• "So many people enter and leave your life. Hundreds of thousands of people. You have to keep the door open so they can come in. But it also means you have to let them go."
• Mean Girls: As Told By Harry Potter
• "So you're saying we can do our chores by checking them off in our heads?"
• Culture of Sexism
• I was thinking this
• My 3 Goals
• WORK IN PROGRASS
• Dark Empty Cars
• I ain't a liar
• Imma Sue Somebody
• Biggest Lie EVER
• Live Chat Again
• Yay!
• LIVE CHAT - BE THERE!
• hello America!
• Still Here
• My Live Chat & Ali The Owl

June

• Happy 5th Birthday!!
• Gucci McDonalds Dior
• Moonlight and Sunlight
• You want updates?
• Life in Geneva
• I miss you America
• Downtown Geneva
• Day 1 In Europe: Germany
• Leaving Today!
• Drama At The Graduation
• Leaving this Friday
• She Stole the Blackberry
• Sleep In Our Garage
• I forgot

May

• Photoshop Dreams
• Don't Bore Me Geneva
• Annoying Saleswomen
• Letters to Lebanon
• Visual Of My Block
• My Tutorial on PSDTUTS!!!
• Eye Spy Layout
• Layout In Progress
• Rima Fakih as Miss USA
• A Resume Killed Me
• The Cops Came Back Twice
• Staying up Sick
• My Grades Screwed at CCS
• The Toulbeh and Engagement
• Itouch blog from a table
• I Survived Reviews
• Graduation Fire Hazard
• Flash Project and Map
• Up for tomorrow

April

• FIN!
• Last Day
• James M. Tate is a jerk
• I finished something
• My To Do List
• Flash sux
• 30 minute reviews
• Complementary and Secondary
• ahhhh
• My life next semester: non-existent
• Tutorial soon?
• My Dad and his TV
• I almost died today, great huh?
• My Brother is 'up north'
• flashed by the easter bunny
• Best April Fools EVER

March

• Classes ending soon
• Ink Splatter Brushes, Yay!
• My Trip To Grand Rapidz
• back from the trip
• When you get an E, you die
• Request Something Will Ya??
• What kind of philosophy is that?
• Surprise Party and Christian Art
• Share the racket
• Elevator Speeches
• Become a fan on Facebook
• Move to Switzerland and learn french
• 7 New Textures
• Everyone's religious
• Very disappointed
• Pray for Abdullah Khader
• Arabic Weddings at a glance
• Thank you all very much
• New layout live coding
• Sparkle Tutorial Up
• STOP BEING NASTY
• Abstract Techniques
• My neighbors are new to the USA
• I fail at trying
• Lisa is cursed like Harry Potter

February

• My Day with Spongebob
• Previews look just as good
• New layout right now?
• Fine, don't smile Asada!
• No contract? No Problem
• My very first lawsuit
• Get us back together?
• Learn Grunge Typography
• New Watercolor Word Brushes
• I'm still alive after deadlines
• the field of graphic design
• Pride & Prejudice Booklet
• Progression: 2
• I don't remember anything you taught me
• You should like this tutorial
• Love Blinds Progression
• Why must it snow so much?
• Watercolor Number Brushes
• Blast from the past of the webscene
• Tablets and Canceled Classes
• Newest DA Graphic
• Interactive Media Project
• Visual Communication Project
• Typography Challenge: FINAL ROUND
• Sam almost lost her arm

January

• Concepts and Methods of Death
• Five New Textures
• Typography Round 2 Advancers
• Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez - no more?
• Hannah Montana: The Movie and Me
• Bridezilla makes me rethink life
• I did it! No way
• Importance of color layers
• Help me choose...
• Let's learn about liberal arts
• New layout!
• Surveys
• Meet The In Laws
• The Office Quotes
• Battle of the radio stations
• Letterpress Brushes
• I'm not an A student
• Typography Challenge: Round 2
• I don't like short hair
• Coding Ask & Answer
• My ad in the paper
• Lisa will get her phone taken away
• Type Challenge Advancers
• Hello World!
• Progression
• Lisa's Birthday: Siren Warning
• Haircut!
• Should I do it??
• 2010, what's gonna change?

2009

December

• New Tutorial Up
• Winter Shopping
• Make a Watercolor Vector Graphic
• Hi Resolution Water Color Spill Brushes
• My brothers are little girls
• You get a B+ this christmas
• My Angry Merry Christmas Letters
• Revised tutorial!
• No, don't invite me, really!
• Typography Challenge: Round 1
• Typography Challenge
• What happens when you die?
• Blend Challenge Resumes!
• RIP Brittany Murphy. Perez Hilton is scum.
• Why I hate winter
• Watercolor brushes
• Pick a brush set!
• One More Day
• I will make that tutorial
• Tutorials
• CHI TOWN
• Citizen Kane Posters
• moving to florida
• Tutorial Thursday
• You can't pretend to be religious forever
• not ready for school

November

• family battles
• WORKK
• i'm coming back
• i wanna go back in time
• Eep!!
• I'm a photographer now
• Final three of blend challenge
• I don't care about a B+ or an A
• On the go
• blend challenge extended
• poster design assignment

October

• Swimchick Blend Challenge: Final Round
• Blend Challenge: Final Round
• finalists for blend challenge!
• Satellites MB - Graphic Community
• Message Board
• Swirly Brush Set
• Don't leave me dad!!
• Keep my application!
• Web Design Project
• Blend Challenge Round 2
• Blend Challenge and Message Board Advancements
• Swimchick Message Board - coming soon??
• Deadline for blend competition
• Take the damn headphones out!
• Pick up, Iman!
• Five more scratch textures
• Blend challenge and new tutorial site
• A Swimchick Contest: Blend Challenge!
• Swimchick contests are back, vote for theme
• If the walls cave in I'll pay for it
• Let's build Swimchick.
• live editing
• Five scratch textures
• Yeah, I love you too.
• And now that I got my own...
• new layout sneak peek
• layout is done but..
• alien clowns, hayrides and donuts
• We're like satellites
• When I'm done feeding the squirrels
• twitttaaa

September

• Retro Grunge Text Graphic Tutorial for PS
• i owe HOW much???
• my new shoe laces
• stock images
• a look through time 2002-2004
• let's go back in time together
• happy birthday to me again
• Why are you here???
• I DONT WANT OLD TEACHERS AND I HATE film PHOTOGRAPHY!!!
• hassan's notebook
• lebanon 2009 - part one: downtown beirut
• five songs of the week
• airport security stole my cardigan
• threats motivate me
• tutorial and deviantart notice
• you want that in cash?
• kanye west still a hater
• help me choose!
• kanye west disses taylor swift in front of the world
• anyway you wanna go
• rennovation
• aperture and exposure, i hate you both
• expect it
• school starts today, doesn't it?
• it feels good to be back
• IM BACK IN THE USA WOOOO
• dubai and whats been up
• schedules

August

• so right now
• stuck in beirut.. again
• ugh
• guess what :D
• chapter one: driving in lebanon
• boring.
• amazing day :)
• realistic
• michael jackson

July

• i miss jessica
• suck it up, princess?
• who the hell does that?
• greetings from lebanon
• today is the day. parting is ...depressing...
• those damn pajamas
• nikon bidding war
• LEBANONNNNNN
• it's either the lettuce or the hulk

June

• happy birthday!
• i sat in gum and burnt my pants
• the day i glued my fingers together
• michael jackson died??!?!?!
• perez hilton vs. will.i.am vs. north korea
• my english teacher left us hanging, again
• hey hey
• thank you very much
• the end of swimchick?
• i hate the food network
• i hate my neighbors
• what a weekend
• not to get political, but this is amazing
• did i get food poisoning or what?
• don't let kayla watch twilight
• tutorial in the works

May

• severely disgusted at the class of 2010
• cedar point
• five songs you should give a try
• cancel my life
• children of the corn
• what's been going on
• engagement party
• hey hey yo yo
• don't believe fake crying
• tennis talk causes brain damage
• Resource Roundup: Scan Line and Polka Dot Patterns
• Why, hello there!
• i got a job so blame that!
• cut the line? i need your advice....
• review is over
• hello world
• layout is done, engagement is up
• layout
• school is over and i am BACK

April

• a kitty in my life???
• wedding
• graphic problem
• twitter
• two weeks left
• why right now?
• Torn Apart Graphic
• diva melissa ruins my life
• tutorial coming up
• hfcc murder and breakfast
• CSS Naked Day!
• dang wipers stop on the highway
• Trundling Along
• help me!!
• we're ragen!
• Coming up...
• it's april YOU FOOL!!!

March

• new work!
• 5 songs you should give a try
• New Blogger Ahoy!
• getting to work
• the rock said WHAT?!?!
• Taking Requests
• self portrait and pictures
• four textures
• reviews...
• ways of dying
• Welcome the new SC!