Back From My Interview
Just got back from my interview at best buy. I don’t know exactly what to think but I’m definitely NOT getting my hopes up. We all know how that goes. It ends in 3 extra pounds and hairy legs because you’re too depressed to shave.
I think did well in the interview, ain’t even gonna lie~ but you just never know what they’re looking for, or what the person before you said. Or who they were. I mean think about it if Britney Spears was the one before me – she’d get the job no doubt. All she would have to do is threaten to shave her head if they deny her and then get out an umbrella and whack all the macbooks.
Wearing dress clothes is something I don’t like, which sucks because I see heels everyday in my near future. On top of that it was SO DAMN HOT in this nasty state so I was burning up! I walked 3 inches to the entrance of best buy and it looked like I had gone swimming. Okay well not exactly but still, where are the snowflakes already?
The night before I planned my outfit because I knew if I woke up it was NOT gonna happen. Luckily for me everyone had gone to sleep. That was sarcasm. It’s kind of ironic the night when I need someone up to tell me if something looks nice NO ONE IS AWAKE. No one here sleeps before 6 am but oh no yesterday they just felt like sleeping early. My Mom was upstairs so I just showed her – damnnn what a mistake.
My Mom didn’t even see all my outfit yet and she already had this disgusted look on her face.That’s her nature, when she doesn’t like something she just puts on this face like “damn girl, that’s nasty.”
I’m like UH MOM YOU CANT EVEN SEE THE OUTFIT YET THE LIGHTS ARENT ON. But nooo didn’t stop my Mom! She’s like WHY ARE U WEARING SOCKS WITH THAT, WHY IS THAT WRINKLED, WHY IS THAT TUCKED IN.
My pants weren’t even wrinkled! She couldn’t even see them.
I hate when I have half of an outfit on….like I put on a fancy top but stay in my pajama pants and someone asks me,
Are you done getting dressed? You’re really gonna wear that??
YEAH I’M REALLY GONNA WEAR A BEBE TOP WITH MY DUCKY SPARKLE PATTERN PAJAMAS.
DAMNIT. I am gonna get a cat and show him my outfit, and take his silence as a yes.
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Name's Jessica Kobeissi. I'm 22, Lebanese, Muslim, awesome & live in Detroit. I'm an artist - but I can't draw. I'm a Graphic Design major.
I hope you get the job!
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