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I cannot BELIEVE what I just found out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You won’t either.
I wake up this morning and am checking some news when I overhear my mom telling what seems to be a dream about her hearing the car take off at 4 AM and thinking someone stole it, then checking my brothers room to see he wasn’t there and someones house burning down. I’m like o man here goes the arab instincts where they try to decipher their very weird/complicated dream into something like “YOURE GONNA HAVE A BABY”.
At first I’m like ehhh whatever I don’t think anything of dreams, that one sounds ludicrous to me anyway. I go downstairs and ask my brother for his phone when Lisa comes up to me and says, “OMG DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?“ And at first I’m like UHHH WASNT THAT A DREAM
She told me IT WAS REAL.
Apparently at 4 AM my mom woke up from a sound of a car zooming past, a car which was ours, and it took off while my mom was screaming out HEY HEY!! Because somehow my mom screaming that out is gonna make the person jacking the car go O CRAP NOOO IM CAUGHT reverses back into driveway.
THEN in total panic mode my mom went to check to see where my brother is as my sister Lisa was screaming in the background “CALL THE COpS!! CALL THE COPS!!”
They couldn’t find my brother Ali. Which to me is great because he’s just a huge pile of CRAP and I’d rather him be lost in a space nebula than be sound sleeping in his nasty room.
So then they called Ali constantly until he answered and said that his friends house was ‘on fire’ and he had to go help. Then he said the guy was sleeping over.
And my mom let it slide.
I thought the whole thing was a DREAM from how ridiculous it sounded, how could this be true As Lisa finished the story I looked at Hassan, he was smiling.
Instant lie.
“TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT NOW. IT’S A HUGE LIE ISN’T IT!!“ Then he cracked. Hassan told us that they went to McDonalds at 4 am and they made the whole story up and Mom believed it. Ali told the lies, of course.
My mom was seriously so shaken up from it and I’m DISGUSTED my brother would stoop SO LOW as to make up this kind of lie JUST FOR EFFING MCDONALDS AT 4 AM!!!!!!!!!! HOW FAT CAN YOU BE THAT YOU NEED MCDONALDS AT THAT TIME!! HOW FAT CAN YOU BE IF YOU NEED MCDONALDS AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!
They need to be exposed…especially that boy Ali. He is going down.
Name's Jessica Kobeissi. I'm 22, Lebanese, Muslim, awesome & live in Detroit. I'm an artist - but I can't draw. I'm a Graphic Design major.
Oh wow… that’s pretty terrible. You know, I added Hassan on facebook like the weirdo I am from your livechat, but I didn’t think he’d actually accept. Except he did, and I saw that his status said “out” at 4am LOL. I was like uhhhh, what’s there to do at 4am? Go to Mcdonalds apparently!
Brooke posted this July 12 * #