Everyone's religious
Music: Change Me – Keri Hilson ft. Akon
I’ve been really sick these past few days but I’ve finally gotten better. Yeah, this whole spring break was basically me walking around holding my kleenex box like it was a block of gold and sneezing whenever someone talked to me.
I was really touched by all the responses in my blog. Thank you so much…some of them got me teary eyed. Awww I’m sick of crying hahahaaa.
I’m glad I got that all off my chest, now I feel much better. Now I’ve cleared my mind…I think it was all the sickness that was getting to me, on top of everything else. It’s nice to know that people care. I care just as much as you do :)
Anyway, I’ve made some new textures for you all to use but I won’t post them until later. Ugh I also wish my uncle would call me sooner than later so I could sue that hag that refused to pay me. I bet you she thinks she got away with it. I bet you she thinks she pulled one over me. Yeah.
Not a chance in hell. That pisses me off more than ever. When someone asks me about it or when I think about it…I get so mad. SOOO enraged. Especially when I think about when she tried to bring religion into it and said RESPECT ME AS A MUSLIM GIRL~ as if that had anything to do with it?!?!? Everyone’s religious these days eh. As if she was a real Muslim to be doing this to someone….this is so against our religion of Islam in so many ways. I’m a Muslim too but you don’t see me dodging bills like I’m running from an ex boyfriend with a chainsaw. Respect her as a Muslim huh? I can’t wait til I RESPECTFULLY slap her across the face with a court summons.
You know what people. I see this as a vision. Like a screenplay. It would go like this:
She’s like chillin with her husband and they’re like AWWW OUR LIFE IS SO GREAT!!!!! I SAVED $10 WITH A COUPON THIS MORNING!!! REALLY??? OMG HOW WONDERFUL SWEETIE!!! and then they go skip together to get the mail and BAM.
Yup. They see my letter and they’ll be like WHAT IS THIS SWEETIE?? I CANT READ I ONLY MADE IT TO THE 8TH GRADE CUZ MY ONLY GOAL IN LIFE WAS TO GET MARRIED! WHAT DOES THIS SAY? IS IT FROM JAPAN?? OMG IM HOLDING FOREIGN PAPER THIS I- –
He cuts her off.
NO THIS IS IN ENGLISH YOU TARD. WHY THE HELL DID I MARRY YOU? Okay hmm it says we have to be in court….what the hell! Didn’t you tell this girl you weren’t going to pay her? Why is she up in our grills?
She looks puzzled. She has no idea what to say. Her husband is mad because he has to turn away from his basketball game for another second during halftime to respond to her again.
DIDN’T YOU PUT IN THE EMAIL TO RESPECT YOU AS A MUSLIM GIRL??? DAMNIT IS NO ONE RELIGIOUS ANYMORE??? Okay well since you can’t drive because you lost your license that time you drove into the nail salon last week I guess we can’t go.
BUT SWEETIE WE HAVE TOO!! OR ELSE WE WILL BE….ARRASSTED???
IT SAYS ARRESTED. DAMNIT GO WASH SOME DISHES.
Of course they’ll show up to court though.
That will be it.
It’s just because everyone was asking me about it today and I’m just kinda like…EHHH….NOTHING HAPPENED YET. Of course I sneezed in between every other word but that only helped dramatize everything.
If my uncle doesn’t get back to me soon I’ll have to just do this court/sue her hagness thing on my own. It can’t be that hard can it? Just go to the court and fill out some papers. I have all the evidence, and I know what I’ll say. I played a lawyer game on my nintendo DS so I’m pretty sure I’m aware of the legal system. I’m pretty much a lawyer, without the fancy degree.
Of course I wish my uncle would just tell me if he’s too busy to assist me or just give me 5 minutes or something instead of holding me off forever and making me wait on him.
I hate waiting on people.
You want something done you gotta do it yourself right?
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Name's Jessica Kobeissi. I'm 22, Lebanese, Muslim, awesome & live in Detroit. I'm an artist - but I can't draw. I'm a Graphic Design major.
Sue her for a million dollars. :3
Sam posted this March 12 * #