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LISA (SATAN) WOKE ME UP

posted September 02

I’m up at 8;38 am……because WHO DECIDES TO CALL ME AT THIS TIME TO GET INFORMATION FOR SCHOOL?

Lisa.

THIS GIRL SPENT LIKE 50,000 MINUTES CARESSING HER DAMN EMERGENCY CARD AND HARASSING US ABOUT IT THAT SHE FORGOT TO FILL OUT HALF OF IT.

LISA THINKS JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS A MEDIOCRE LIFE THAT SHE CAN BOMB MINE WITH PHONECALLS ANYTIME SHE LEAVES THE HOUSE AT 5 AM FOR HIGH SCHOOL. UH NO GIRL THERE IS A REASON I GO TO COLLEGE IF I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU VIA CELL PHONE I WOULD TRUST ME. I DONT EVEN TALK TO THIS GIRL WHEN SHES AT HOME IN MY FACE WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANNA HELP HER THIS EARLY IN THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!!

ON TOP OF THAT MY EYE IS SWOLLEN AND I CANT GO BACK TO SLEEP BECAUSE IM OVER HERE IN PAIN.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Then TO TOP IT OFF I ended the call to go find her my moms social security stumbling up the damn stairs like a drunken idiot because im so tired I can hardly stand and my mom is just chillin there awake asking me like hey what are you doing up because she just never sleeps or something. I get the card and I go downstairs nd as I text her it the idiot CALLS ME AGAIN.GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im sooooosososo tired and i was having the best dream of ppl making fun of me over them getting married at age 20 and I said OH well tahts young and they were like UH NO U TELLIN ME IM TOO YOUNG TO BE MARRIED? then i got up and i left the party and cried outside woooooooooooo k thats it. i hate you lisa. you will pay.

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  1. This made me lol :)

    Harriet posted this September 02 * # Reply

  2. LMFAO!! 8 am is not that early though!

    Linda posted this September 02 * # Reply

  3. It is when you got 3 hours of sleep….and usually wake up at 2 pm. :(

    Jessicaposted this September 02 // # Reply

  4. ? That’s a bit extreme to say you hate her. She’s your sister. Younger siblings are always annoying, I know, but that doesn’t mean you should cry about everything they do – especially if you’re older. Give her a break. :/

    Trisha posted this September 02 * # Reply

  5. Hey Jess, I just got a blog and thought I’d let you know, would be great if you had a look if you get a minute. Hope you’re doing well :)

    Harriet posted this September 03 * # Reply

  6. Oh man! When I was in elementary school and my sister was in high school, she had to get up earlier than me to catch her bus and because high school started earlier. Every single friggin day of that year, she would wake me up in the morning and ask me if she looked ok…and it really pissed me off because I liked having that extra hour of sleep since it was my last year until going off to high school. So, I definitely get where your coming from!
    Except you only get 3 hours of sleep :( I feel so bad for you!! :(

    Misha posted this September 03 * # Reply

  7. the devils on speed diaaaaaaaaal

    saera posted this September 04 * # Reply

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