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My Angry Merry Christmas Letters

posted December 25

In reference to an angry emailed I wanted to send:

“and im not putting merry christmas like a hobo cuz i dont wanna wish her a freakin merry ugly christmas with her fat santa claus beliefs n hes not even real i mean HES A FAT GUY WHO LIKES KIDS isnt that a pedophile in america? dang”

In reference of trying to make that person I wanted to send that angry email to feel bad and respond the way I want:

“um how about…well since it’s christmas and my family is living out of a box i felt the need to send you this mail from an i phone i stole and im going to sell it in a day to get money to buy some water for my family so please reply soon!”

Guys, I was really mad. :(
Uh, Merry Christmas peoples.

No, I don’t celebrate Christmas but since you guys do you get a whole blog for this. Woooo Santy Clausin all the way!!!

Have a safe and great holiday.

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  1. Man, I’m sorry that this is a little off topic, but when are the brushes coming? I need em to make a Christmas card!

    Sofia posted this December 25 * # Reply

  2. They’re up! :)

    Sumaiya posted this December 25 * # Reply

  3. HAHA! I don’t celebrate it either, but you’ve gotta love the atmosphere. And of course, your angry Christmas letters =P

    This is a little off-topic, too, but – where are the Website Templates you used to offer? They disappeared off your Resources list =/

    Roxy posted this December 26 * # Reply

  4. We weren’t sure how used/useful they were, so they were put offline… but if they were really helpful, they can be brought back. :)

    Sumaiya posted this December 26 * # Reply

  5. I’m sorry, but I have NO idea what you are trying to say in this blog, Jess. Especially the first sentence doesn’t even make sense to me “In reference to an angry emailed I wanted to send.”

    Janda posted this December 26 * # Reply

  6. Wow.. I haven’t been here for a really long time. I like the layout!

    Yeah I would be mad too..! fft. Happy holidays!

    Anne posted this December 27 * # Reply

  7. Proofread before you post Jess and this website sucks now.

    Guest posted this December 27 * # Reply

  8. Oh noez, I didn’t understand. D:

    I felt like I was a homeless person who was born and raised in the Philippines and Daddy Warbucks adopted me when I was eight but it wasnt working out so he left me at the beauty supply store a week later and somehow I only speak German and Dutch, and this was written in Dinga Danga Dergan. D’:

    :(

    MERRY CHRISTMAS THO :D

    Tiah posted this December 27 * # Reply

  9. Hey,
    it is interesting that you don’t celebrate xmas, do you have any other holidays?
    I have a question. If you could help, please write to my e-mail. So, I would like to know, could you write me html for downloading link. Like you use for scripts. You know, then window is poping up, and you can save a file. But it’s needed for webs.com Please?

    One of your biggest fans
    -Zirne

    Zirne posted this December 27 * # Reply

  10. You just use a regular link code, like so:

    <a href="http://yoursite.webs.com/folder/yourfile.zip">link text</a>

    That’s assuming your file is in a folder called “folder” and is a .zip file. Otherwise, just find the location of the file and use the filename and you’re set!

    Sumaiya posted this December 29 * # Reply

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