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Seriously, I don’t know about you all but….I don’t like hearing psycho countries like North Korea throwing out threats such as “we’ll wipe America off the map” like this is some kind of YO MOMMA MTV production.
NORTH KOREA, CALM YOURSELVES DOWN. You guys are the size of my fingernail. Gees. I just don’t like war. Especially when they’re targeting US!!! WHY NOT CANADA??!? THEYRE THE ONES WITH FREE HEALTHCARE :( Hahaha ok ok no, that was a huge joke. I love Canada and it’s universal healthcare, kinda a slap to America’s face. By attacking the US they’d be destroying half the population of active hamburgers. Not good for the economy.
North korea is convincing me to move to Sweden. I hope this isn’t anything serious, anyway. Otherwise next time I blog it’s gonna be from a cave in iceland.
I usually don’t blog about the online world, but what the hell, here I go.
Did you guys hear about Perez Hilton getting punched by someone after calling Will.i.am a f*ggot?!?!? HAHAHAHAAAAAAA props to whoever swung but dang wish they could’ve broke a bone or something. GO FOR HIS DAMN HAND!! HELLLLOOOO THAT WAY HE WONT BE ABLE TO USE A LAPTOP. Ridding his existence from the internetz ;)
Way to go “Perez Hilton”, you sit and preach gay rights and how things are so hard for you, then as a gay man, you call Will.i.am a thug (nice choice of words dude), and THEN, the icing on the cake: say “I don’t respect you. You’re not an artist, you’re a f***ing f*ggot”. THEN as if the guy wasn’t stupid enough he takes out his phone and twitters ‘OMGGG CALL THE POLICE IM BLEEDING!!!’
Yea hold on Perez imma hit up the popo cause after you talked crap about someone you got knocked upside the head. How about after you twitter you order yourself some pizza and ask the delivery guy to drive you to the police station. OR HOW ABOUT YOU GET OFF TWITTER AND CALL THE POLICE. Who the hell does that? I bet if someone kidnapped animalnapped Perez Hilton and he had access to a phone he’d set up twitter first:
HAY GUIZE I AM IN THIS RLY DARK BASEMENT SOMEONE PLZ CALL THE COPS 2:32 am
ACTUALLY NO CALL AN EXTERMINATOR FIRST CUZ I JUST SAW A BUG 12:34 am
HEY YALL IM STILL IN THIS BASEMENT N MY BODY IS TIED TO A GIANT MATRESS THAY SED THEYRE GONNA TOSS ME INTO THE OCEAN AND LET DOLPHINS TAKE ME INTO THEIR CLAN 3:45 am
HEY CAN SOMEONE LOOK UP THE PRICES FOR A DOMINOS PIZZA HALF VEGGIE HALF MUSHROOM??? WITH THE CHEESE CRUST 3:57 am
K GUYZ IMIN THE TRUNK NOW ILL TTYL!! GONNA TAKE A NAP 5:00 am
But yea, for a guy who talks smack all day on his website, what the hell did you expect? A gift basket?
I’m not for violence at all, but I don’t like Perez Hilton one damn bit. And really his name isn’t even Perez so wtf, it’s MARIO.
MARIO, here is some advice: get a real job. No, gossiping and putting peoples business on the internet is not a legit job. And for all those who think it’s not fair to say Perez deserved it, well, he’s been verbally attacking people for years. This act of covering gossip and being ‘honest’ does not justify his bullying. He is a disgusting person who makes light of another persons violent encounter (he made it a joke when Jesse Metcalfe got hit outside a nightclub) but expects people to sympathize with his own, that he brought upon himself. Verbal abuse is JUST as bad, if not WORSE, than physical abuse. So perez, for the sake of the web, STFU and GTFO THE PLANET.
I hate bullies. You don’t even know.
Name's Jessica Kobeissi. I'm 22, Lebanese, Muslim, awesome & live in Detroit. I'm an artist - but I can't draw. I'm a Graphic Design major.
haha,
i heard about that
i love your opinions, they made me LOL :)
xx
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