Share the racket

posted March 19

It’s been nice as hell outside so I haven’t had time to get to my computer. In fact I forgot we had this technology all the time I was soaking up the sun. The closest thing to an Iphone had to be a skateboard this evening.

Yeah Michigan isn’t exactly known for it’s tourist like vacation destinations, or the great weather. Besides next week they say it’ll be snowing/raining. UGHHH what in the hell??? Michigan weather should just make up it’s damn MIND. One minute it’s sunny, the next minute you can’t find your son cause he’s covered in snow. I need to give Michigan a slip and have it check some crap off.

DO YOU LIKE ME? Check YES or NO
DO YOU WANT ME TO FAIL SCHOOL BY RUINING THE STREETS WITH YOUR WHITE POISION (aka snow)? Check YES or NO
ARE YOU JEALOUS OF FLORIDA? Check YES or NO (I would be jealous if I were you)

Tomorrow it’s going to be about 67-70 which is pretty much unbelievable in Michigan. It’s HEAVENNNN!!!
I want to be out there enjoying the weather. I’ve been playing tennis and I still got my game from the days of varsity tennis (drama). Nice to know I’m not a rusty nail. I hate being a rusty nail, or a rusty pipe. I got my skillzzzz.

It’s kind of annoying because Sam and Mel always ask to use my racket and then end up fighting over it. They both called and ask me when I was in class if they could use my racket, naturally I said yes and then they left me alone. Until they both texted me at the same time saying,
“DID YOU SAY MEL COULD USE YOUR RACKET??“
“DID YOU TELL SAM SHE COULD USE UR RACKET??“

I’m like oh my lord have you heard of this thing called SHARING????? Hold the damn racket together while you play I could care less.
Sam has like $500000,00000000 in her bank account, why can’t this girl just buy her own racket??? And then maybe just buy the store Sports Authority. And then Mel, she injures people when she hits the ball the opposite direction so I don’t even know why she wants to use such heavy equipment (such as a racket). When Mel hits a ball it lands on the courts in the other section. I’m like what the hell?!? There is a huge freakin court the size of Mexico why don’t you try to get the ball in one of its many vast spaces?

Two grown women fighting over a tennis racket that neither of them can even play properly with. Or aim the ball in the correct tennis court in the correct state. Tsk tsk…
Well it’s my racket. If that racket was a hairy man this whole thing would be a different story, cuz you can’t share that crap. Have you read yahoo news? Yeah they cover this stuff every week. People cheating on people, people cheating on other people who cheat on the other people who they cheated with and then those people cheat on tests. Damnit it’s a vicious cycle. Thank god I am not the one turning on the washing machine for this load of crap.

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