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Maturing with Pokemon

posted October 14

Jessica says:
YAYY
oh man whats up with you these days
you like everything im doing
thats not normal o.O
S says:
haha
oorrr you’re coming up with good stuff! :P
Jessica says:
you think so? :-O
AM I MATURING
S says:
haha
perhaps
Jessica says:
h/o pokemon is on
S says:
LMAO
that’s maturing :D
Jessica says:
you think so
:D
awww schucks
thanks !
S says:
haha i was referring to the pokemon ;P
Jessica says:
well to be fair
the pokemon gradually evolve
S says:
LOL what
Jessica says:
so
i guess it is a sign of maturity
like they think they’re a caterpie
whom i hate
because every damn time you’re in the forest
you get like 50 of them
they dont stop harassing you
like DUN DUN DUN screen turns black cause you ran into a pokemon YOURE HOPING ITS A ZUBAT
but no its a damn caterpie ITS SO UGLY WITH ITS STUPID EYES
then you catch it its like level 1 but you dont get it and there goes your master ball and when you do catch it it takes like 60 levels to evolve
have you ever heard of a level 60 caterpie? yeah thats what i thought

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Ugly Dumpster Girls

posted August 20

The chat between my brother Hassan and I, late, late at night.

Hassâ„¢: she tells her im nasty
Jess: lol what shes probably joking
Hassâ„¢: no she was serious.
Hassâ„¢: lmfao.
Jess: ill talk to her
Jess: dont worry
Hassâ„¢: lmfao she talks crap online
Jess: I WILL TALK TO HER
Jess: stop talking smack urself
Jess: at least she is cute the girls u talk to are ugly dumpsters
Jess: :D
Hassâ„¢: LLMFAOOOOO
Jess: lmaoo
Jess: i laughed
Hassâ„¢: dana i talk to way better girls
Hassâ„¢: omg.
Jess: HEHEHEHE
Jess: uh no trust me
Jess: they are dumpster trashcans
Jess: like they arent even the waste management trash cans they are the trash bins from detroit
Hassâ„¢: LMFAO
Jess: they dont even have wheels
Jess: theyre the bins that u gotta drag
Hassâ„¢: LMFAOOOO
Hassâ„¢: WALALHHHH ILYY DANA UR SO CUTE

And this is why I don’t sleep. Hehehehe.

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My 3 Goals

posted July 19

Taken from my chat on MSN. Enjoy.

12:09 AM. July 19, 2010
ok so i figure you’re like wiping the pee off your shoulder

*and cant type

*so ill like write out my future goals

*because i know thats important to you

*so my first goal is to land on the moon. or at least high five an astronaut

*or like

*wear the suit

*because it looks really cool but idk if its hot in there or theres like a fan

*that can keep that crap cool

*cuz imagine sweating in that thing

*gross right? yeah def not gonna be smelling of vera wang

*second i think i wanna open up like some kinda animal adoption where ppl give me their animals

*like ill borrow them and then let other ppl borrow them or adopt them

*then after like 3 days if they dont like the animal or someone gets killed cause of them/they do something horrible like bury an engagement ring or a person

*ill give it back to the original owner but charge them for it

*so essentially this strategy will ensure i make at least 60% of my profits back and 25% more plus a 0.04% interest rate on top of the government laws of pre-payed taxes which is at about 30.05% because the unemployment rate is kinda low in the US cause bush kinda sunk it for us. but i think i just kinda made up those numbers, they look legit though and theyre the closest i can get to any real factual number paragraph so we’ll just say its all good

*and the third thing i wanna do is punch one of my friends in the face randomly and not be arrested, because if im arrested that kind of deters the awesome feelingi have after punching them and then that whole pleasant mood i would be in would completely be ruined. besides i dont have enough money for bail as im sure it would be high because hello, i am me. my bail would be at least 5 million and im guessing only someone like brad pitt would bail me out after seeingmy story on CNN and saying OH DAMN SHES HOT and totally bailing me out and taking me out on a date and asking me all sorts of questions of how i punched my annoying friend in the face, etc. etc. so obvs. i guess getting arrested wouldnt be so bad but i would have to look good for the mug shot because iknow it would go on google right away and i def. wanna look good when people search me
ok well i have to go eat nachos, i feel so spanish already. adios amigo!!!

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